Duchess of Sussex or what happen when you don’t have a taste, but want to be a diva

Here is a perfect example for a lesson «photos, you have to delete right away».

Unruly hair strand gets all attention, wrinkles on the faces are twice deeper then in reality, discoloured flowers look like holes in the dress and dirt on the hand, white belt cut Harry in 2 pieces, happy bride’ pose is nothing but «I’m going to pee right not».

Former actress Meghan Markle and nowadays Duchess of Sussex should know like no one else that’s it’s not enough to just use Photoshop option to make a good black & white portrait. It requiers at least special lighting and makeup.

No doubt, Dutchess of Sussex flooded her instagram with black & white snaps in order to present herself as a modern version of diva of The Hollywood’ Golden Age. But the result looks like «young photographer’s learning how to use Photoshop», because of lack of taste and professional knowledge.

After such «ingenious» creativity snapshots from old good movies look even more beautiful.

Tatyana Samojlova and Aleksey Batalov in The Crains Are Flying (1957). Director of photography Sergey Urusevsky was genious.

Jean Harlow and Clark Gable in Red Dust (1932).

Jean Harlow wasn’t a classical beauty but she got a much more important gift for an actress called «screen presence».

Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep (1946).

Another day another weird add or is Kylie Jenner advertising Adidas’ clothing or her lip fillers?

So now Adidas’ target is the wallets of teenage reality show fans (or their parents’ money, to be exact).

Well, good luck, but to be honest, Kylie’s plastic porn-star lips and hair extensions are catching your eye when you look at this photo, not Adidas’s clothes and sneakers.

Fendi likes it vulgar

 

Once upon a time Fendi was accociated with image of chic and talented Silvano Mangano standing on terrace of Rome palazzo in great Luchino Visconti’s movie Gruppo di famiglia in un interno.

Modern Fendi shows its level by hiring Kardashian-Jenner-West to promote the label.

And by the way, small kids look ridiculous in expensive designers clothes.

Outfit for glamourous killers

Alexander Wang’s dress with sleeves-gloves is a perfect choice for those who don’t want to leave their fingerprints. But to be honest it looks a little bit intimidating.

Is it Chanel? No, not for me

Sinse very beginning legendary fashion house Chanel was an epitome of elegance and mature beauty, but recent compaigns ruined this image almost completely thanks to Karl Lagerfield’s collaborations kids of rich and famous.

Rounded shoulders and greasy hair: here it is Lily-Rose Depp – the modern face of Chanel N5 perfume. Does these photos look attractive? Well, I’ll just shut my mouth and show you vintage add. They’ll tell much more than my words.

Catherine Deneuve and model, which name unfortunately I don’t know, in the middle.

Karl, The Fashion Keiser, chose Willow Smith to promote Chanel’s eyewear

and Kaia Gerber to sell Chanel’s bags.

Were these decisions smart? Just guess how many girls of Willow’s and Kaia’s age can afford to buy this stuff and personaly I don’t think that daughters of Will Smith and Cindy Crowford will inspire women who’re more than 25 to run to boutiques to get these expensive accessories.
It’s very sad but Karl Lagerfeld is not the only one who’s killing fashion legends. In 2015 Ricardo Tisci hired Donatella Versace to present his AW collection for Givenchy. For me it’s a comlete nonsense when creative director of world famous fashion brand promotes other designer.

I’ll tell you more: it was an ugly nonsense for those who remember Audrey Hepburn – muse of Hubert de Givenchy.
In my opinion it’s better to close fashion house if you can’t preserve its essense making new collections, but who cares about my opinion?

Where do you go my left silicone ball

Honestly speaking this “boobs out” trends looks ugly especially on 54 years old D-list celebrity Sinitta.

Photo got here.

And Golden Pussy Award 2017 goes to Sonia Lorenzini

It’s a fact (sad or funny, you decide yourself) but Venice Film Festival turns into exhibition of female genitals.

Last year models Giulia Salemi and Dayane Mello presented their pubises to public.

This year Sonia Lorenzini (Z-List celebrity from Italian trashy Uomini e DonneTV-show) was the one who shown on red carpet the difference between girls and boys. Look how she’s holding her skirt – it’s the best proof that this “wardrobe mulfunction” was staged perfectly.
And if it goes like this, who knows, maybe next year not only girls but boys will show us their impressive assets in order to get new Venice Film Festival’s Awards – Golden Pussy and Golden Dick respectively.
P.S. It’s really sad to see how the oldest world film festival into a garbage bin or cheap brothel (choose correct answer yourself).